The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.