The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Bernard Manning who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..