The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving hooligans.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to hooligans listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..