The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..