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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies binge drinking on council estates was a hardworking family who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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