Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Jeremy Corbyn admirers such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Jeremy Corbyn admirers have this week been revealed as defacing statues in Trafalgar Square.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Jeremy Corbyn admirers would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Lala from the teletubbies who this week said, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is acceptable behaviour.