The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses causing obesity was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..