The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans injecting crack into primary school children was a homeowner who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..