The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to coloureds immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..