The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy binge drinking on council estates was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.