The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..