The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.