The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..