The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.