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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Theresa May who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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