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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was some bloke in the pub who today said was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.


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