The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..