Beyonce has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers Beyonce’s comments come in a week that has seen teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values involved in binge drinking on an ever more frequent basis.

Beyonce’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.