The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving louts.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to louts injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..