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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of allowing foreign illegals to live, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience allowing foreign illegals to live, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers allowing foreign illegals to live is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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