The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are ripping off hard working families every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy ripping off hard working families was Margaret Thatcher who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.