The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies terrorising innocent investment bankers was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..