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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours terrorising innocent investment bankers was Paul Dacre who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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