The Mail has learned that Guardian-reading do-gooders are responsible for allowing foreign illegals to live.

Has the world gone mad? Guardian-reading do-gooders are allowing foreign illegals to live with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, who said "Hoorah for the blackshirts!"