The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Lala from the teletubbies who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..