I’m not racist but surely allowing gypsies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gypsies aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "the day of the yob is upon us".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.