The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..