The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Margaret Thatcher who today said Waterboarding is not torture.