I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn admirers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Getting away with arson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn admirers aren’t getting away with arson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.