With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more enviro-Mental-ists have been training in Al-Quaeda terror camps?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into enviro-Mental-ists - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Training in Al-Quaeda terror camps must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by enviro-Mental-ists.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about enviro-Mental-ists, Conservative head office said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".