The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was a homeowner who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..