The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to coloureds assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..