Charlie Harvey

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I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into primary school children is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t injecting crack into primary school children in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jim Davidson agrees with me, saying today, "kill the poor".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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