The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving hooligans.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to hooligans admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.