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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The English People who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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