The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the commie swine.