The Mail has learned that followers of Hugo Chavez are responsible for injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by.

Has the world gone mad? Followers of Hugo Chavez are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Bernard Jenkin, who said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it."