Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have been reading the works of Karl Marx outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Reading the works of Karl Marx: The True Face Of Evil", Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously says, "we are a grandmother".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.