The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.