The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees urinating on the Union Jack was George Osborne who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..