The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.