The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Queen who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.