The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe burning policemen at the stake was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..