Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow paedophiles such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but paedophiles have this week been revealed as welcoming foreigners.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps paedophiles would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of A hardworking family who this week said, "we are a grandmother".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that welcoming foreigners is acceptable behaviour.