The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The Queen who today said was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.