The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps injecting crack into primary school children was Conservative head office who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..