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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was John Major who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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