The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Multiculturalism has failed utterly.