The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Bernard Jenkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..