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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now binge drinking. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Margaret Thatcher revealed that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been binge drinking with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Margaret Thatcher went on to say.


Margaret Thatcher concluded, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".


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